Erp.

Bitch, we all know that feeling.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric

Short story: Orders take 1 to 2 weeks to get to your door.
Longer version: We're lazy and just starting off. Consider these beta designs. They are being printed on demand by our partner. If you buy lots and we don't spend all the money on booze, we'll buy a bunch in order to ship faster. Consider this the patient economy, one never fondled by Amazon.